Move quotes out of Bumble.js

To reduce the amount of commits being made to the theme, and to take
something out of the theme that shouldn't even really be there, quotes
now live in the site implementing the theme. The footer now calls
`/js/quotes.js`. This file should live in the site's static folder.

layouts/partials/footer.html

@@ -12,4 +12,5 @@
 	&copy;{{ now.Format "2006" }} | <a id="footer-email" href="#"></a>
 </footer>
 <script src="/projects/cipher/apiscipher.min.js"></script>
-<script src="/js/email_me.js"></script>
+<script src="/js/email_me.js"></script>
+<script src="/js/quotes.js"></script>

static/js/Bumble.js

@@ -251,417 +251,18 @@ Bumble.XFN = {
  * Quotes that either have a lot of meaning to me, or I just really enjoy
  */
 Bumble.FooterQuotes = {
-    all_quotes: [
-        {
-            "text":"We can't rewind now; we've gone too far",
-            "source":"The Limousines - Internet Killed The Video Star"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"There is no justice or no peace, there's only forgiveness",
-            "source":"John Reuben - There's only Forgiveness"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Love is like a circle; there's no easy way to end",
-            "source":"Oliver Tree - Cowboys Don't Cry"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"No crime is as bad as meaninglessness",
-            "source":"Futhermore - Letter To Myself"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Independence was the goal, now you miss home sick",
-            "source":"Futhermore - Letter To Myself"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime",
-            "source":"Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time",
-            "source":"Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"The taste of blood; It's murder; This is your fault; You chose this path.",
-            "source":"Mayhem - It's Murder"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"So it goes.",
-            "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"He has always pressed it, and he always will. We always let him and we always will let him. The moment is structured that way.",
-            "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"This isn't a man. It's a broken kite.",
-            "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Why you? Why us for that matter? Why Anything? Because the moment simply is.",
-            "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Poo-tee-tweet?",
-            "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Yeah there's nothing left to ruin, yeah we finally got free / How's that for manifesting our destiny",
-            "source":"Sylvan Esso - PARAD(w/m)E"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Where you been? I wonder / We've been waitin so long around here for days, days, days",
-            "source":"Mr. Gnome - Pixie Dust"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"We will laugh at the fact that we ever resisted this blissful togetherness",
-            "source":"Rachel Kann - I Know This"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Who mistook the steak for chicken?",
-            "source":"Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"We're not those kids, sitting on the couch",
-            "source":"Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Death will give us back to God / Just like the setting sun is returned to lonesome ocean",
-            "source":"Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of Everything"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'm happy just because / I found out I am really no one",
-            "source":"Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of Everything"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"There'll always be a few things, maybe several things / That you're gonna find really difficult to forgive",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goates - Up The Wolves"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It's gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goates - Up The Wolves"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Your sleepy anarchy... Wake it Up! Wake it up!",
-            "source":"TeddyLoid Ft. Debra Zeer - D City Rock"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I just miss how it felt standing next to you / Wearing matching dresses before the world was big",
-            "source":"Girlpool - Before The World Was Big"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I have to be fucking with something I love if I'm burning both ends of my candle stick",
-            "source":"Ceschi, Factor Chandelier & Sammus - Middle Earth"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Why you tweetin' at the top of your lungs?",
-            "source":"Lil Darkie - COMFORT IN DISCOMFORT"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It's almost over / It's just begun",
-            "source":"Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did",
-            "source":"Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You're drowning in the grief of Jupiter's waters",
-            "source":"Terrance Zdunich - Grief (Alternate Version)"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'd rather nap than wonder, restlessly / Will you ever be impressed by me?",
-            "source":"Crying - ES"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"How did you become this way?",
-            "source":"Crying - ES"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'll embrace dreams again when I can breathe again / And at that point I won't be needing them",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"The revolution didn't leave you, it never came",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"When real life is reality TV, no wonder our youth don't believe in anything",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"There are no heroes, just those of us with high hopes",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Puff the magic Jesus floats around the universe; The United States is his favorite place on the whole entire Earth",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"History is best forgotten and even better rewritten / And since there's no forgetting, let's remember it different",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Four walls with no windows doesn't mean you're it / Four walls with no windows doesn't mean they don't exist",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Ignore the crying outside the door / Sure, you'll pray for their burdens, but you don't want to make it yours",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"The more you have, the less you care / The less you care, the more you become unaware",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Try to sell it to God, and see if he buys your sales pitch",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Everyone's got an agenda. Can you tell me what's yours?",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Job well done, Religion. Look what you've created.",
-            "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"God bless us as we sweep this mess under the rug",
-            "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It's not the way I'm meant to be / It's just the way the operation made me",
-            "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Behold the world's worst accident / I am the girl anachronism",
-            "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I don't necessarily believe there is a cure for this, so I might join your century as a doubtful guest",
-            "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Do you love me? Yes, no, maybe. I'll be seeing Hades soon",
-            "source":"JACK THE STRIPPER Ft. Byrds - PHANTASM"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Define \"terrorist\"",
-            "source":"Me - On the subject of governments trying to stop \"terrorists\""
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"What goal would justify the suffering of your life",
-            "source":"Jordan Peterson"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"The goal is to be wrong in interesting ways",
-            "source":"Abigail Thorn"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"God help the outcast with her witchcraft / Some day I'm gonna go home",
-            "source":"Sherclop Pones - Pinkie's Brew"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it worked. Now, only God knows it!",
-            "source":"Unknown Developer"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It's okay to be different things in different places.",
-            "source":"@alis@fandom.ink - https://fandom.ink/@alis/109545392718134930"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You're nobody till somebody wants you dead",
-            "source":"Saint Motel - You're Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer.",
-            "source":"Tom Lehrer - New Math"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"But I don't want to go to sleep; in all my dreams I drown.",
-            "source":"The Devil's Carnival - In All My Dreams I Drown"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"We are the life, we are the light / We are the envy of the Gods above",
-            "source":"The Orion Experience - The Cult of Dionysus"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Let's get mischievous, and polyamorous",
-            "source":"The Orion Experience - The Cult of Dionysus"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Don't give up yet, no don't ever quit / There's always a chance for a critical hit.",
-            "source":"Ghost Mice - Critical Hit"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Shut your mouth / Listen up when I talk / I'm a spoiled little brat and I get what I want",
-            "source":"Underscores - Spoiled Little Brat"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"In my life, I hope I lie, and tell everyone you were a good wife",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I hope you Die / I hope we both die",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I hope it stays dark forever / I hope the worst the isn't over",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can't think of one good thing to say",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I am Drowning / There is no sign of land / You are coming down with me / Hand in unlovable hand",
-            "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"If I had a dime for every man that's stolen mine, I'd be right back where I started",
-            "source":"Larry and His Flask - Breaking Even"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you'll probably go to Heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry.",
-            "source":"Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I've got to hand it to you / You played by all the same rules. It takes the truth to fool me, and now you've made me angry.",
-            "source":"Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"A bit of mustard adds reality",
-            "source":"An advertisement for a rubber hotdog prank"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You're closer to a jail cell than you'll ever be to God",
-            "source":"CALYPSO - The Exorcist"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Love thy neighbor, right? Or is it only if they're rich, able-bodied, cis, hetero and white?",
-            "source":"CALYPSO - The Exorcist"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Plenty of time until it's gone. It's alright until it's not.",
-            "source":"Worthikids - Spinning Wheel"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"How many times have I looped this song? When did my hair get so long?",
-            "source":"Worthikids - Spinning Wheel"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"And the future never comes. What comes is always here, now.",
-            "source":"Osho, Indian Philosopher"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It is a series of nows. One now, another now, but you are always living in the now.",
-            "source":"Osho, Indian Philosopher"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'm a person among other people, and I deserve at least as much respect as a person among other people",
-            "source":"Jordan Peterson"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I didn't know the Russians had tea!",
-            "source":"A customer I overheard commenting on my bakery's Russian Tea Biscuits"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"What is youth, if not a time to be forgiven for one's transgressions?",
-            "source":"Gale from Baldur's Gate 3"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Something's wrong when you regret things that haven't happened yet",
-            "source":"The Submarines - 1940"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Why worry about yesterday's fuckups when you have tomorrow's fuckups to look forward to?",
-            "source":"@masood_boomgaard@tiktok.com"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You will be okay. You have no other option.",
-            "source":"/u/kristencolby on Reddit"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"waga baga bobo",
-            "source":"The jailer has decided to execute you"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I don't know what I'm gonna do / I can't keep anything at all from slipping through my raccoon claws",
-            "source":"Penelope Scott - Soap"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I don't know what I'm doing, but I am okay with losing",
-            "source":"That Handsome Devil - F2F"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm not afraid of losing",
-            "source":"That Handsome Devil - F2F"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"You deserve to get to know the person you're trying your damnedest to let go",
-            "source":"36 Questions - Hear Me Out"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Only you can be the one to say you're through, and walk away",
-            "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I deserve to let you go, and build a better version on my own, somehow",
-            "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"It's strange to imagine my everyday without you",
-            "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"What's true for you doesn't have to be true forever",
-            "source":"36 Questions - The Truth"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"The truth is that the truth doesn't exist in black and white, and some times two sides can both be right",
-            "source":"36 Questions - The Truth"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I know for sure I don't wanna be a rockstar if it makes me what you are",
-            "source":"Woz - Child Support"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Next time your song is playing at the bar I swear I'll go hom. At least I know you won't be there.",
-            "source":"Woz - Child Support"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand",
-            "source":"Jesse Spencer - Molly Smiles"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'm still fixing who you make me / But one day I'll forget it even happened",
-            "source":"Addison Grace - Manic Pixie Dream Girl"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Pity me, I'm almost a human being",
-            "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"Look at me, I'm almost a human being",
-            "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I'm just like you, made by He, despised by They, I'm almost me",
-            "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
-        },
-        {
-            "text":"I know money's for managers, but goddamit, art is for amateurs",
-            "source":"Jam Mechanics, Bug Hunter, The Narcissist Cookbook - Art is for Amateurs"
-        },
-    ],
+    all_quotes: [],
 
     PlaceQuote: function() {
         const div = document.getElementById("footer-quote");
+        let quote = {
+            text: "Create a quotes.js file at static/quotes.js to add your quote to the footer.",
+            source: ""
+        };
         if (div) {
-            quote = this.all_quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.all_quotes.length)];
+            if (this.all_quotes.length) {
+                quote = this.all_quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.all_quotes.length)];
+            }
             div.innerText = quote.text;
             console.log(`Quote source: ${quote.source}`);
         }