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* Quotes that either have a lot of meaning to me, or I just really enjoy
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*/
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Bumble.FooterQuotes = {
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- all_quotes: [
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- {
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- "text":"We can't rewind now; we've gone too far",
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- "source":"The Limousines - Internet Killed The Video Star"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"There is no justice or no peace, there's only forgiveness",
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- "source":"John Reuben - There's only Forgiveness"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Love is like a circle; there's no easy way to end",
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- "source":"Oliver Tree - Cowboys Don't Cry"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"No crime is as bad as meaninglessness",
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- "source":"Futhermore - Letter To Myself"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Independence was the goal, now you miss home sick",
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- "source":"Futhermore - Letter To Myself"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime",
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- "source":"Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time",
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- "source":"Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"The taste of blood; It's murder; This is your fault; You chose this path.",
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- "source":"Mayhem - It's Murder"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"So it goes.",
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- "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"He has always pressed it, and he always will. We always let him and we always will let him. The moment is structured that way.",
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- "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"This isn't a man. It's a broken kite.",
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- "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Why you? Why us for that matter? Why Anything? Because the moment simply is.",
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- "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Poo-tee-tweet?",
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- "source":"Kurt Vonnegaut - Slaughter-house Five"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Yeah there's nothing left to ruin, yeah we finally got free / How's that for manifesting our destiny",
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- "source":"Sylvan Esso - PARAD(w/m)E"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Where you been? I wonder / We've been waitin so long around here for days, days, days",
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- "source":"Mr. Gnome - Pixie Dust"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"We will laugh at the fact that we ever resisted this blissful togetherness",
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- "source":"Rachel Kann - I Know This"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Who mistook the steak for chicken?",
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- "source":"Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"We're not those kids, sitting on the couch",
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- "source":"Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Death will give us back to God / Just like the setting sun is returned to lonesome ocean",
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- "source":"Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of Everything"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I'm happy just because / I found out I am really no one",
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- "source":"Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of Everything"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"There'll always be a few things, maybe several things / That you're gonna find really difficult to forgive",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goates - Up The Wolves"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It's gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goates - Up The Wolves"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Your sleepy anarchy... Wake it Up! Wake it up!",
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- "source":"TeddyLoid Ft. Debra Zeer - D City Rock"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I just miss how it felt standing next to you / Wearing matching dresses before the world was big",
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- "source":"Girlpool - Before The World Was Big"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I have to be fucking with something I love if I'm burning both ends of my candle stick",
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- "source":"Ceschi, Factor Chandelier & Sammus - Middle Earth"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Why you tweetin' at the top of your lungs?",
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- "source":"Lil Darkie - COMFORT IN DISCOMFORT"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It's almost over / It's just begun",
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- "source":"Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did",
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- "source":"Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You're drowning in the grief of Jupiter's waters",
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- "source":"Terrance Zdunich - Grief (Alternate Version)"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I'd rather nap than wonder, restlessly / Will you ever be impressed by me?",
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- "source":"Crying - ES"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"How did you become this way?",
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- "source":"Crying - ES"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I'll embrace dreams again when I can breathe again / And at that point I won't be needing them",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"The revolution didn't leave you, it never came",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"When real life is reality TV, no wonder our youth don't believe in anything",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"There are no heroes, just those of us with high hopes",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Chapter 1"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Puff the magic Jesus floats around the universe; The United States is his favorite place on the whole entire Earth",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"History is best forgotten and even better rewritten / And since there's no forgetting, let's remember it different",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Four walls with no windows doesn't mean you're it / Four walls with no windows doesn't mean they don't exist",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Ignore the crying outside the door / Sure, you'll pray for their burdens, but you don't want to make it yours",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"The more you have, the less you care / The less you care, the more you become unaware",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Try to sell it to God, and see if he buys your sales pitch",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Everyone's got an agenda. Can you tell me what's yours?",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Job well done, Religion. Look what you've created.",
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- "source":"John Reuben - Sales Pitch"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"God bless us as we sweep this mess under the rug",
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- "source":"John Reuben - What About Them?"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It's not the way I'm meant to be / It's just the way the operation made me",
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- "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Behold the world's worst accident / I am the girl anachronism",
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- "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I don't necessarily believe there is a cure for this, so I might join your century as a doubtful guest",
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- "source":"The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Do you love me? Yes, no, maybe. I'll be seeing Hades soon",
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- "source":"JACK THE STRIPPER Ft. Byrds - PHANTASM"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Define \"terrorist\"",
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- "source":"Me - On the subject of governments trying to stop \"terrorists\""
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"What goal would justify the suffering of your life",
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- "source":"Jordan Peterson"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"The goal is to be wrong in interesting ways",
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- "source":"Abigail Thorn"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"God help the outcast with her witchcraft / Some day I'm gonna go home",
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- "source":"Sherclop Pones - Pinkie's Brew"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it worked. Now, only God knows it!",
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- "source":"Unknown Developer"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It's okay to be different things in different places.",
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- "source":"@alis@fandom.ink - https://fandom.ink/@alis/109545392718134930"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You're nobody till somebody wants you dead",
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- "source":"Saint Motel - You're Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer.",
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- "source":"Tom Lehrer - New Math"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"But I don't want to go to sleep; in all my dreams I drown.",
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- "source":"The Devil's Carnival - In All My Dreams I Drown"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"We are the life, we are the light / We are the envy of the Gods above",
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- "source":"The Orion Experience - The Cult of Dionysus"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Let's get mischievous, and polyamorous",
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- "source":"The Orion Experience - The Cult of Dionysus"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Don't give up yet, no don't ever quit / There's always a chance for a critical hit.",
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- "source":"Ghost Mice - Critical Hit"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Shut your mouth / Listen up when I talk / I'm a spoiled little brat and I get what I want",
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- "source":"Underscores - Spoiled Little Brat"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"In my life, I hope I lie, and tell everyone you were a good wife",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I hope you Die / I hope we both die",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I hope it stays dark forever / I hope the worst the isn't over",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can't think of one good thing to say",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I am Drowning / There is no sign of land / You are coming down with me / Hand in unlovable hand",
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- "source":"The Mountain Goats - No Children"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"If I had a dime for every man that's stolen mine, I'd be right back where I started",
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- "source":"Larry and His Flask - Breaking Even"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you'll probably go to Heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry.",
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- "source":"Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I've got to hand it to you / You played by all the same rules. It takes the truth to fool me, and now you've made me angry.",
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- "source":"Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"A bit of mustard adds reality",
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- "source":"An advertisement for a rubber hotdog prank"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You're closer to a jail cell than you'll ever be to God",
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- "source":"CALYPSO - The Exorcist"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Love thy neighbor, right? Or is it only if they're rich, able-bodied, cis, hetero and white?",
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- "source":"CALYPSO - The Exorcist"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Plenty of time until it's gone. It's alright until it's not.",
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- "source":"Worthikids - Spinning Wheel"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"How many times have I looped this song? When did my hair get so long?",
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- "source":"Worthikids - Spinning Wheel"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"And the future never comes. What comes is always here, now.",
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- "source":"Osho, Indian Philosopher"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It is a series of nows. One now, another now, but you are always living in the now.",
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- "source":"Osho, Indian Philosopher"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I'm a person among other people, and I deserve at least as much respect as a person among other people",
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- "source":"Jordan Peterson"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I didn't know the Russians had tea!",
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- "source":"A customer I overheard commenting on my bakery's Russian Tea Biscuits"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"What is youth, if not a time to be forgiven for one's transgressions?",
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- "source":"Gale from Baldur's Gate 3"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Something's wrong when you regret things that haven't happened yet",
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- "source":"The Submarines - 1940"
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- {
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- "text":"Why worry about yesterday's fuckups when you have tomorrow's fuckups to look forward to?",
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- "source":"@masood_boomgaard@tiktok.com"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You will be okay. You have no other option.",
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- "source":"/u/kristencolby on Reddit"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"waga baga bobo",
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- "source":"The jailer has decided to execute you"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I don't know what I'm gonna do / I can't keep anything at all from slipping through my raccoon claws",
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- "source":"Penelope Scott - Soap"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I don't know what I'm doing, but I am okay with losing",
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- "source":"That Handsome Devil - F2F"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm not afraid of losing",
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- "source":"That Handsome Devil - F2F"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"You deserve to get to know the person you're trying your damnedest to let go",
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- "source":"36 Questions - Hear Me Out"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Only you can be the one to say you're through, and walk away",
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- "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I deserve to let you go, and build a better version on my own, somehow",
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- "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"It's strange to imagine my everyday without you",
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- "source":"36 Questions - Answer 36"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"What's true for you doesn't have to be true forever",
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- "source":"36 Questions - The Truth"
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- {
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- "text":"The truth is that the truth doesn't exist in black and white, and some times two sides can both be right",
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- "source":"36 Questions - The Truth"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I know for sure I don't wanna be a rockstar if it makes me what you are",
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- "source":"Woz - Child Support"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Next time your song is playing at the bar I swear I'll go hom. At least I know you won't be there.",
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- "source":"Woz - Child Support"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand",
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- "source":"Jesse Spencer - Molly Smiles"
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- {
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- "text":"I'm still fixing who you make me / But one day I'll forget it even happened",
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- "source":"Addison Grace - Manic Pixie Dream Girl"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Pity me, I'm almost a human being",
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- "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"Look at me, I'm almost a human being",
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- "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I'm just like you, made by He, despised by They, I'm almost me",
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- "source":"Aurelio Voltaire - Almost Human"
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- },
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- {
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- "text":"I know money's for managers, but goddamit, art is for amateurs",
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- "source":"Jam Mechanics, Bug Hunter, The Narcissist Cookbook - Art is for Amateurs"
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- },
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- ],
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+ all_quotes: [],
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PlaceQuote: function() {
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const div = document.getElementById("footer-quote");
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+ let quote = {
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+ text: "Create a quotes.js file at static/quotes.js to add your quote to the footer.",
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+ source: ""
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+ };
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if (div) {
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- quote = this.all_quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.all_quotes.length)];
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+ if (this.all_quotes.length) {
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+ quote = this.all_quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.all_quotes.length)];
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+ }
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div.innerText = quote.text;
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console.log(`Quote source: ${quote.source}`);
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}
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Bee Hudson